like dungeons and dragons but with more bread
you have entered the Bakery - a buxom dwarf stands at the counter “Hello Ser Knight” says the dwarf “can i interest you in some of our bread”
[rolls the dice]
"you cant afford the bread bro you only rolled a 3"
"fuck. what about cake"
"does this look like cake and dragons to you you fucking amateur"
"But DM, cake is technically a quick bread."
"This ain’t B&D 3.5 with all them added cookbooks son."Source: demonicdorothy